Fata din Port

Ieri am primit o leapsa de la domnisoara Bratila. Acum ma gandesc sa o si onorez, ca asa e frumos si alea alea.
Buuuuun.
Sa ma gandesc cum e atunci cand ma scoate un tip in oras. Fie ca e date, fie ca e … doar un iesit in oras.

1. Vorbesc mult. Si cand zic mult, chiar e mult. Chiar, gandindu-ma la ultimii 3 tipi cu care am iesit, doi dintre ei au zis :”vai cat de mult vorbesti!!!” dar m-au ascultat in continuare, iar celalalt a spus ca :” este o mare placere sa te ascult vorbind”. Yeah, some of you may say that he had (apropo, aici era sa scriu Haded! Of, Pi… mai) hidden intentions, dar de fapt era chiar “bland”. Adica fara intentii ascunse.

2. Rad foarte mult. Si pe langa asta, rad si zgomotos. Da, cred ca mai zgomotos decat Oana ). Daca te gandesti sa schimbam locul de intalnire, cu unul mai zgomotos (normal, sa nu te mai zgarie pe creier rasul meu), atunci pune-ti pofta in cui, ca mie nu imi plac locurile unde au muzica tare. Imi place sa imi aud gandurile si piticii mergand.

3. Din nefericire pentru genul meu femeiesc(pe care il port cu mandrie!!!), vorbesc usor cam .. deșucheat. Adica, s-ar putea sa ma auzi zicand foarte natural “pula” sau “mai da-l in pizda ma-sii” sau “cacat” “muie”, si alte expresii si cuvinte care acum nu imi vin in minte, dar pe care o domnisoara nu ar trebui sa le foloseasca neam!

Ok. Stiind acestea despre mine…la dracu’, acu’ nu o sa mai iasa nimeni cu mine ).

Cui sa dau leapsa??! Gata! Stiu!

1. Raluca . 2. Mistotica (tu o zici dpdv al unui barbat, capișci?) 3. Dianei

“Coae” sa ma ierti, da’ era prea tare si n-am putut sa nu o copiez din reader!

“Ţopăind de pe un blog pe altul, am zărit o leapşă la Cartim . Ideea acestor pseudo-chestionare nu m-a încântat niciodată. Încerc şi eu una acuma că poate mi-or tresări şi mie mucii de fericire ( fac orice să scap de învăţat la algebră ).

- Daca eram o luna, as fi fost … oricare, da’ nu ianuarie

- Daca eram o zi a saptamanii, as fi fost… Lokisday

- Daca eram o parte a zilei, as fi fost… când se culcă fetele

- Daca eram un animal marin, as fi fost… Krill

- Daca eram o directie, as fi fost… zig-zag

- Daca eram o virtute, as fi fost… Erecţia

- Daca eram o personalitate istorica, as fi fost… Vlad Ţepeş

- Daca eram o planeta, as fi fost… a maimuţelor

- Daca eram un lichid, as fi fost… ALCOOL

- Daca eram o piatra, as fi fost… temelie pe undeva

- Daca eram o pasare, as fi fost… killer

- Daca eram un tip de vreme, as fi fost… un viscol în peşteră

- Daca eram un instrument muzical, as fi fost… ţambal

- Daca eram o emotie, as fi fost… o fobie

- Daca eram un sunet, as fi fost… Broascaaaaaaa

- Daca eram un element, as fi fost… Curium

- Daca eram un cântec, as fi fost… Fuck you, I\’m drunk

- Daca eram un film, as fi fost… Irish Whiskey

- Daca eram un serial, as fi fost… Two and a half men

- Daca eram o carte, a fi fost… Povestea unui idiot spusă de el însuşi

- Daca eram un personaj de fictiune, as fi fost… Skipper (Penguins of Madagascar)

- Daca as fi fost un fel de mâncare, as fi fost… Cucaţ la rotisor

- Daca eram un oras, as fi fost… Mogadishu

- Daca eram un gust, as fi fost… acru

- Daca eram o culoare, as fi fost… evident Violet

- Daca eram un material, as fi fost… polartec

- Daca eram un cuvânt, as fi fost… acid

- Daca eram o parte a corpului, as fi fost… un floc

- Daca eram o expresie a fetei, as fi fost…

- Daca eram o materie de scoala, as fi fost… Istoria

- Daca eram un personaj de desene animate, as fi fost…vezi 10 rânduri mai sus.

- Daca eram o forma, as fi fost… o halbă

- Daca eram un numar, as fi fost… 20

- Daca eram un mijloc de transport, as fi fost… un teleportor

- Daca eram o haina, as fi fost… şapcă/bască/pălărie

- Ziua cea mai frumoasa: a mea

- Cel mai mare obstacol: ziua de mâine

- Cea mai mare greseala: fumez

- Radacina tuturor relelor: hărnicia altora

- Distractia cea mai placuta: Halbere

- Cea mai mare înfrângere: un şut în coaie de la viaţă

- Cel mai bun profesor: autodidact

- Prima necesitate: clar berea

- Ceea ce te face cel/a mai fericit/a : Naeeeeeeeee

- Cel mai mare mister: Punctul G

- Cel mai rau sentiment: să beau singur

- Cel mai bun cadou: Poli campioană!

- Lucrul cel mai de valoare: prezervativul

- Calea cea mai rapida: picajul

- Sentimentul cel mai placut: orgasmul

- O protectie efectiva: vezi trei mai sus

- Cel mai bun remediu: o bere rece

- Forta cea mai puternica: în stânga

- Persoanele cele mai necesare: toată familia

- Lucrul cel mai placut dintre toate: vezi 5 mai sus

Plictisitor rău… altul nu mai fac în vecii veciilor amin!

PS: Nu-mi aplaudă urechile de fericire “

Drepturile de autor ii apartin lui @Mistotica

Have you ever…(o sa fie destul de lunga lista asa ca inarmati-va cu rabdare!!!)Primita de la Andrei Z. Aka Random Pixels…:D

01) Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02) Swam with wild dolphins
03) Climbed a mountain.
04) Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05) Been inside the Great Pyramid
06) Held a tarantula.
07) Taken a candlelight bath with someone.(merge daca am facut baie romantica cu mine?!:D)
08) Said ‘I love you’ and meant it
09) Hugged a tree.
10) Done a striptease(sper sa nu citeasca mama, sau sor-mea asta…)

11) Bungee jumped(inca nu:D )
12) Visited Paris (nici asta…damn! urmeaza…)
13) Watched a lightning storm at sea
14) Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15) Seen the Northern Lights
16) Gone to a huge sports game
17) Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa.
18) Grown and eaten your own vegetables
19) Touched an iceberg
20) Slept under the stars.
21) Changed a baby’s diaper.
22) Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23) Watched a meteor shower
24) Gotten drunk on champagne
25) Given more than you can afford to charity
26) Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27) Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28) Had a food fight
29) Bet on a winning horse
30) Taken a sick day when you’re not ill.
31) Asked out a stranger
32) Had a snowball fight
33) Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34) Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35) Held a lamb.
36) Enacted a favorite fantasy.
37) Taken a midnight skinny dip
38) Taken an ice cold bath
39) Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40) Seen a total eclipse
41) Ridden a roller coaster
42) Hit a home run
43) Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
44) Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45) Adopted an accent for an entire day
46) Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47) Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
48) Had two hard drives for your computer
49) Visited all 50 states of USA
50) Loved your job for all accounts
51) Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52) Had enough money to be truly satisfied
53) Had amazing friends – I still have amazing friends
54) Danced with a stranger in a foreign country !
55) Watched wild whales
56) Stolen a sign
57) Backpacked in Europe
58) Taken a road-trip
59) Rock climbing
60) Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice
61) Midnight walk on the beach
62) Sky diving
63) Visited Ireland
64) Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65) In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
66) Visited Japan
67) Benchpressed your own weight
68) Milked a cow
69) Alphabetized your records
70) Pretended to be a superhero
71) Sung karaoke
72) Lounged around in bed all day
73) Posed nude in front of strangers
74) Scuba diving
75) Got it on to “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye
76) Kissed in the rain
77) Played in the mud
78) Played in the rain
79) Gone to a drive-in theater
80) Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it
81) Visited the Great Wall of China
82) Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
83) Dropped Windows in favor of something better
84) Started a business
85) Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86) Toured ancient sites
87) Taken a martial arts class
88) Sword fought for the honor of a woman
89) Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90) Gotten engaged
91) Been in a movie
92) Crashed a party
93) Loved someone you shouldn’t have
94) Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95) Gotten married
96) Had sex at the office
97) Gone without food for 5 days
98) Made cookies from scratch
99) Won first prize in a costume contest
100) Ridden a gondola in Venice
101) Gotten a tattoo
102) Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103) Gotten divorced
104) Been on television news programs as an “expert”
105) Got flowers for no reason
106) Masturbated in a public place
107) Got so drunk you don’t remember anything
108) Taken illegal drugs
109) Performed on stage
110) Been to Las Vegas
111) Recorded music
112) Eaten shark
113) Had a one-night stand
114) Gone to Thailand
115) Seen Siouxsie live
116) Bought a house
117) Been in a combat zone
118) Buried one/both of your parents
119) Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
120) Been on a cruise ship
121) Spoken more than one language fluently
122) Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123) Bounced a check
124) Performed in Rocky Horror
125) Read – and understood – your credit report
126) Raised children.
127) Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy.
128) Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129) Created and named your own constellation of stars
130) Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131) Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132) Called or written your Congress person
133) Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
134) …more than once? – More than twice?
135) Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136) Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
137) Had an abortion or your female partner did
138) Had plastic surgery
139) Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived
140) Wrote articles for a large publication
141) Lost over 100 pounds
142) Held someone while they were having a flashback
143) Piloted an airplane
144) Petted a stingray
145) Broken someone’s heart(de fapt mai multe…sau asa-mi place mie sa cred. de fapt nu-mi place…oh, ce cacat!)
146) Helped an animal give birth(2 de fapt…o scroafa, si o pisica…:X)
147) Been fired or laid off a job
148) Won money on a T.V. game show
149) Broken a bone
150) Killed a human being
151) Gone on an African photo safari
152) Ridden a motorcycle
153) Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph
154) Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155) Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156) Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157) Ridden a horse
158) Had major surgery
159) Had sex on a moving train
160) Had a snake as a pet
161) Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162) Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163) Slept for more than 30 hours
164) Visited lots of foreign countries
165) Visited all 7 continents
166) Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167) Eaten kangaroo meat
168) Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169) Been a sperm or egg donor
170) Eaten sushi
171) Had your picture in the newspaper
172) Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173) Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
174) Gotten someone fired for their actions
175) Gone back to school
176) Parasailed
177) Changed your name
178) Petted a cockroach
179) Eaten fried green tomatoes.
180) Read The Iliad
181) Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
182) Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183) …and gotten 86′ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184) Taught yourself an art from scratch
185) Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186) Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187) Skipped all your school reunions
188) Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
189) Been elected to public office
190) Written your own computer language
191) Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
192) Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193) Built your own PC from parts
194) Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
195) Had a booth at a street fair
196) Dyed your hair
197) Been a DJ
198) Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
199) Written your own role playing game
200) Been arrested. ?

Decid sa nu o trimit la nimeni. De ce?E prea tarziu si nu pot gandi foarte clar acum!!!:D

Sal’tare!

Nush ce-mi veni cu salutul asta, da’ sa nu va obisnuiti…

Am de executat o leapsa mai intai de la Roxana Radu aka BlegooPR si apoi-in alt post- va povestesc pataniile mele de azi:))..

1. Care e singurul lucru pe care nu ai vrea să-l schimbi niciodată la tine?

Lungimea picioarelor.Mele. ah, da…la mine..DOOOH.

2. Primul film care îţi vine în minte acum?

Weekend cu mama!!

3. Ce ai desenat ultima oară (pe hartie, nu în paint)?

…Un numar de telefon?

4. De câte ori ai spus “te urăsc” până acum?

Nu urasc prea multa lume. Deci de putine ori.

5. Cu ce personaj din literatură te identifici?

Aoleu..this is going to hurt. Livia zice ca seman cu Otilia…din Enigma Otiliei. Exceptand faptul ca nu toti barbatii se indragostesc de mine, si nimeni inca nu mi-a lasat vreo avere fabuloasa…

6. Cât de bine te înţelegi cu tine?

I just love myself!!!:X

7. Daca ar fi sa scrii o carte… ce titlu ar avea?

In coltul meu.

8. Descrie în trei cuvinte o persoană pe care încă nu ai cunoscut-o.

Secretoasa. Inteligenta. Caprui.

9. Continuă propoziţia:
Azi, încă adormit(ă), m-am trezit visând la… Florin Grozea. Nu va zic ce am visat..:)).

cica tre sa o dau mai departe?…Ufff….

cui…cui…

Avem una bucata leapsa pentru : Dy , Sonia (Ceimbracazi) , TiBi (By the way…. LA MULTI ANI TIBI!!!!!!),  Lu Sabina nu ii mai dau leapsa , ca ma spanzura…Emi?Ce zici…inca una mica??..Hai fratilor, luati de aici ca e gratis. ..

Apropo..am vreo 800 de feed-uri de cetit. deci BRB!!!

Intru pentru o ultima verificare pe net, si iote ca primesc de la Andrei(Random-Pixels) o leapsaaaa.

Regulile sunt urmatoarele:))

• Go to Wikipedia. Hit “random” or click here. The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band
• Go to “Random quotations” or click here. The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
• Go to Flickr and click on “explore the last seven days” or click here. The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
• Use Photoshop or similar to put it all together.

Sa vedem ce iese!!!

• BAND NAME – Testate amoebae
  

• ALBUM NAME -Take something for it
• POZA

Rezultatul final

A fost ceva interesant!!!!:D Chiar!

Acum cred ca o sa o dau si eu mai departe!!! hmmm cui, cui??…

Sa zicem: Sabina, Gabby, Valy (Uzzy TM), ZaBlog, Detinatorul Adevarului Absolut si Danz3l

Multumesc frumooos Andrei! :*